10 Things I learned coming to America !!!

Its been 4 months in America and I must say, life was not as easy as I thought. The 10 best things I learnt.

10. Not all airlines are good and the ones in INDIA are much better.. yeah! even AIR DECCAN !!

9. You sleep at 4 in the morning and get up at 12 in the afternoon. If you sleep early and get up early then you are considered wierd.

8. All fast food joints don't serve vegetarian food. The vegetarian food you get in any of those food outlets is either a bean substitute or just 'cheese'

7. 'Pepperoni' does not have pepper, instead its a combo of beef and pork.

6. All the people from Hyderabad speak only in telugu, atleast those in campus. If you try to speak in english with any of them, then you are style 'marofying'.

5. Homeworks and assignments needs to be shared and written with all the cooperation you can get.

4. Birthdays are celebrated to kick people's ass off.

3. 90% of the girls coming from India are 'committed'.

2. Girls first seem friendly and you try to do whatever you can do for them, then you learn your lessons the hard way.

1. There is always a consultancy after you graduate to get you a job.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Year : 2006
Place: Somewhere in Hyderabad.

No !!! As the post reads its not about the hit series !!! A,B,C are friends discussing about their future plans.

A: India mein settle hoga ya nahin tho pardesi?
B: Some answer not worth remembering

A: Biwi India se hogi ya America ki?
C: Another answer not worth remembering

C: Will you allow your wife to wear mini skirts/shorts etc?
Before A could answer, B interferes.

B: Yes yes. I will allow
C: Abey!!! Biwi uski hai ya teri !!!!

Sigh! Nostalgia!